A Temperamental Vagina Named Kitty

I have never been so sick and tired of anything in my life as I am  with Kitty, she’s so damn temperamental! Dictating almost every area of my existence. I literally can’t do “anything without her getting all irritated. Don’t swim. Don’t wash with that detergent. I don’t care if you’ve had a long hard […]

Faking It?

And the award goes to… WOMEN! Let’ face it, us women have a natural born ability – an acting skill that should earn a majority of us an Academy Award for our stellar performance in: “Let’s make him cum, so he can get the f$%k off of me.” Although a lot of women will never […]

Giving the Business (Cunnilingus Etiquette)

“If you dislike the taste, and if it makes you gag then…