Faking It?
November 22, 2009 by J Housley
Filed under Vaginas in the City
And the award goes to… WOMEN! Let’ face it, us women have a natural born ability – an acting skill that should earn a majority of us an Academy Award for our stellar performance in: “Let’s make him cum, so he can get the f$%k off of me.”
Although a lot of women will never admit it, (to you men) we fake it. There I said it. You guys have no idea how many times we fake it. Why would we do such a thing you may ask yourself? We fake it just to keep from hurting your little feelings and shattering your precious egos. We fake it because we simply want it to be done, over with; we’re just not being satisfied. I hate to put it out there so bluntly, (not really, that just sounded good) but it needs to be addressed. We fake it in more than one area too, YEP, (more on that to come.) But the area I’m going to address at the moment is the area of Cunnilingus – oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva. You know, the licky-licky…
Hey guys, there is a lot to be said about knowing what you are doing when you go down below. Please, do us a huge favor and don’t even attempt it if your skills are under developed, or if you are not going to stay there long enough to produce euphoria for us. We don’t need you down there fluttering and poking, mixing and churning, or gnawing and sucking too freak’n hard in the WRONG area. None of this is working for us, all you are doing is creating an unnecessary disturbance, which only causes us to wander off in thought and think things like: “This was a complete waste of my time,” “I can’t believe I got naked for this shit,” “I wish I had a Big Mac,” “I wonder what I’m going to wear to work tomorrow…” You get the picture.
Listen, if you have yet to master this tasty art, then pay attention. Here’s the secret to creating euphoria in under 4 minutes flat. You ready? All you have to do is – ASK! That’s it, it’s just that simple. Every woman is different and what worked for Tisha will probably not work on Tasha. And, keep in mind that not all women enjoy this, (don’t know of any) they may have body image issues or feel self conscious about their va-ja-ja’s or some similar issue. Be sure to communicate and find out what your woman likes and dislikes. Check her non-verbal gestures for clues as to her level of satisfaction. If she’s not responding, is tense or frowning, you’re doing something very wrong.
Like Beyonce said “Time to let me up grade ya.” Here’s what women are looking for, listen up because whatever follows can’t be worse than what “you’re” already doing right?
*We like foreplay! Foreplay is an excellent prerequisite to intercourse because it builds anticipation and excitement, so spend some time teasing before you dive face forward headed south bound.
*Start slow. Slowly lick and kiss her neck, breast, stomach (skip over the vaginal area for now) thighs and her feet. Now on the way back up, lay soft gentle kisses upon her vulva.
*The clitoris is not the only area of interest for you to focus on. Use your mouth and tongue to explore the entire area: labia, clitoris and vagina.
*Using your entire tongue, flatten it out and take light, gentle licks to softly caress and excite her clitoris
*Now, use the tip of your tongue, flickering it softly and gently like the motion of butterfly wings. As her excitement builds, you can add more pressure and begin to focus more on the area around her clitoris.
* Don’t forget that this is a total body experience for your woman and the more you do, the quicker she’ll cum. You many also want to caress her breast, finger her vagina or anus (find out if she likes that before hand). ***Caution, never go from the anus to the vagina as this can lead to a serious infection!
*Place your hands under her buttocks and lift her towards your mouth. Spread her lips open with your fingers as you continue with the tongue strokes. If she raises her hips towards your lips, she likes it. If her vagina gets wet and her vulva swells, she really likes it. If she starts moaning and squirming, just keep doing what you’re doing. And when she grabs your head and pulls you in for more, she’s on her way!
Now, you don’t have to take my advice, what do I know – I’m just a woman? Remember, communication is always the most essential key when trying to determine what a woman likes and dislikes. And don’t go asking her if she’s ever “faked it,” trust me, you don’t really want the answer anyway.
Okay ladies, here’s your opportunity to chime in, post your comments and let the fellas know what’s on your mind.
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