A Temperamental Vagina Named Kitty

I have never been so sick and tired of anything in my life as I am  with Kitty, she’s so damn temperamental! Dictating almost every area of my existence. I literally can’t do “anything without her getting all irritated. Don’t swim. Don’t wash with that detergent. I don’t care if you’ve had a long hard […]

Forgot 2 Remember

Image via Wikipedia Boy, this has been one hell of a work week! The auditors were on the premises for the past month and everyone has been slicing throats, stomping on stilettos and pointing acrylics. I have decided to stow away and enjoy a quiet weekend at home – just me, myself and I along […]

Truth: TWILIGHT MANIA

My step daughter flew into town yesterday solely for the purpose of taking her sister to the midnight exclusive premier showing of Twilight. What a sweet gesture I thought, as I tried to figure out why they were so smitten with this whole vampire-wolf thing… Well, it seems that my girls are not the only […]

Giving the Business (Cunnilingus Etiquette)

“If you dislike the taste, and if it makes you gag then…