Raining Indoors???

HELP!!! Something has got to be done about this.  Aren’t you just nauseous, disgusted and fed up with the foolishness you witness on a daily basis? No? Well I am.  My most recent encounter of the foolish kind occurred around eleven a.m. while I was in the grocery store taking care of my busyness (mispelled on purpose.) and here comes Ms. Thingy with her children and dem. They’re all wearing these satin shower caps. So, I start looking around for the pillow, blanket, shower, tub, video camera or Ashton Kutcher, anything that would explain such ridiculousness. As I stood staring in disbelief, I couldn’t help but to think that either they are doing this for laughs, I’m in the wrong place, or there must be a video shoot, or a conference for “shower caps” taking place at the grocery store.

UHGGGG! Help, I’m sick of seeing these grown ass women and their daughters wearing these satin (and sometimes plastic) shower caps. I mean, they are roaming around outside like it’s the latest fashion trend! Where in the Feck (that’s fuck and heck combined) are they going? No, better yet, why are they going? Outside that is, looking like pure fools. Pleeeeeeeese, I need your help, I can’t take it any more. We must unite to eradicate these types of ignorant individuals once and for all! They must be alienated and “forced” to Cut the Shit!

Here’s how we’re going to eradicate this foolish act of the ignorant kind. The next time you see shama-quisha-la-la-boo-boo and dem, I need you to speak as slowly as you possibly can; inform them nicely, that you are giving them an official warning to Cut the Shit! Then, the next time you see them, if they’re still up to their shenanigans, give them the evil-eye look of disgust, (you know, the one your mother would give you when you misbehaved in front of company.) And when they start talking to you, ignore them, act just like they’re invisible. Hopefully, sooner, rather than later they will catch on if enough of us show them that we’re not going to stand for this type of misrepresentation any longer! They’re on time out until they agree to Cut the Shit!

Hey, got a random act of the foolish kind that needs to be eradicated? Send it to: mailbag@juicygirltalk.com and we’ll tell them to “Cut the ISH” for you.