Run Tell That!

Hey Ladies, I need some help on this one. A fellow male addressed  it to the Testosterone Perspective, but I think you could help him out a lot better than I could. Here’s his letter. I have been dating this dime piece for a few months now, wining and dining her; I think she could […]

Black Friday EEEK!

I really hate the thought of Black Friday 🙁  I can’t fathom getting up at the crack of dawn the day after Thanksgiving to go “bopping” amidst an angry mob; this is definitely not my idea of shopping on my day off. Sure, there may be some great deals, but it’s just not worth all […]

Barbie’s Got A Daddy?

Ever since I was old enough to know what the value of a dollar was,  I have been trying to figure out how in the hell Barbie managed to have so much shit without any formal education or career. She has had the most expensive cars, lives in the finest estate style mansions, is showered […]

Faking It?

And the award goes to… WOMEN! Let’ face it, us women have a natural born ability – an acting skill that should earn a majority of us an Academy Award for our stellar performance in: “Let’s make him cum, so he can get the f$%k off of me.” Although a lot of women will never […]

Truth: TWILIGHT MANIA

My step daughter flew into town yesterday solely for the purpose of taking her sister to the midnight exclusive premier showing of Twilight. What a sweet gesture I thought, as I tried to figure out why they were so smitten with this whole vampire-wolf thing… Well, it seems that my girls are not the only […]

Metrosexual Or Gay?

While people watching at the beach this weekend, (yes, I people watch quite a bit) I couldn’t help but notice the overwhelming number of women who were “with” these gorgeous, gay men; I mean “with-with.” I know that this topic seems antiquated, but with the spread of all the “metro-sexualism” being exhibited by men, it […]

Why Men Don’t Like Desperate

Let me get straight to the point ladies,  I can’t tell you how many times I have witnessed woman making the mistake of being too desperate when they meet a guy.  Look, we men do not like desperate, we pity it and we see it as the perfect opportunity to take advantage of you. You […]

You Can Do It!

I know there are lot of people just yearing to become entrepreneurs. You may have an idea, skill, talent or gift that you have let lie dormant for one reason or another . Please DO NOT IGNORE it. I truly believe that your can have, be and do anything that you put a concentrated effort into as long […]

What Split Ends???

Once upon a time there was a girl name Little Red Splitting Ends who lived in state of disbelief concerning her raggedy hair. Everyone always knew when Little Red had been in the vicinity due to the trail of split ends she’d leave behind. In her imagination, her hair cascaded down her back and was […]

Adventures In Amsterdam

Needing to get away for a mini vaca, my husband and I decided to jet off to Amsterdam for the weekend.  Upon arrival we decided to kick back at this crowded little cafe before calling it a night. Their menu was quite extensive and not very discreet, it contained everything from martini’s to marijuana!  Yep, Mary was […]

Is that lint?

Dear Juicy, My name is Brenda and I am a 32 years old. I ran across your blog on Twitter and I couldn’t wait to present my latest finding to see if other women are experiencing this crapola too. Okay! I get it; aging is an inevitable aspect of our existence right? And, there are […]

Giving the Business (Cunnilingus Etiquette)

“If you dislike the taste, and if it makes you gag then…

Raining Indoors???

Raining Indoors??? HELP!!! Something has got to be done about this.  Aren’t you just nauseous, disgusted and fed up with the foolishness you witness on a daily basis? No? Well I am.  My most recent encounter of the foolish kind occurred around eleven a.m. while I was in the grocery store taking care of my […]

What Not To Wear?

What is all the whispering about I asked as I entered the café. “She’s wearing last seasons hand bag and boots!” So, what’s the big deal if she is, better yet, who says you can’t wear “last seasons” fashions? Well, maybe I was absent the day this memo went out, but my budget says I […]

Shaina’s Weed

Why is it that every time you’re in the company of a person whose been smoking weed, either you become the focus of their laughter, or they always start to ramble on about a lot of shit that only “they” think is really deep? I mean, they seem to come up with the most thought […]

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